Jul 08 Reblogged
This is awesome!!!!!!
If you’ve ever used Photoshop, this will probably blow your mind. I think I’m pretty decent at Photoshop but this guy makes me look like a chump. The perfect combination of artist and image manipulator.
Warning: The music he used is like a million decibels for some reason. Turn down your speakers a bit.
HOLY SHIT BALLS!!!!
I HAVEN’T BEEN ON HERE IN FOREVER!!!! I miss perusing TUMBLR as I “listen” to lectures. I will be back. Eventually. Hopefully with a new computer cause mine is going through it’s mensies or something cause it ain’t working… so hopefully!
Jun 09 Reblogged
omg this is soooooo cute!!!
I was about to get in the shower when a fucking water bug (roach) climbs out of the drain. I of course scream my freaking head off and run out of the shower. Later on I go into the bathroom and take a whores bath… #Winning. lmfao
thought of the day…
Do people with disabilities like down syndrome ever lose their virginity? I mean do they find someone to date? marry? fuck?
Apr 22 Reblogged
Today I woke up rather early and I hopped into the shower to start my day clean but all i could think about was how rad it would be if i wrote a porno. lmfao
*sidenote: they are pretty cheesy but what porno isn’t?!
so here it goes….
an adaptation of alice in wonderland where instead of eating a piece of cake that says eat me or drinking something that says drink me. Having a pussy that has a sign that says eat me and a cock that has a sign that says lick me. alice will go around “smushing” wonderland to beat the evil queen with a dildo!
It blew your mind… I know.
so after i got done with my shower i started getting dressed and thought to myself charlie sheen is a genius. once you start being unimportant you should just act crazy, people eat that shit up! I wish I was a celebrity… I would just have random acts of craziness and do stuff that had people look at me like
and for me to be like…
Apr 12 Reblogged
Theres a point that my mom just assumed I was an alcoholic, drug addict, and a whore…. She is a strange woman…
Apr 12 Reblogged
Happens to me a little too often…. Lol