Moostachio

Do people with disabilities like down syndrome ever lose their virginity? I mean do they find someone to date? marry? fuck?

Today I woke up rather early and I hopped into the shower to start my day clean but all i could think about was how rad it would be if i wrote a porno. lmfao

*sidenote: they are pretty cheesy but what porno isn’t?!

so here it goes….

an adaptation of alice in wonderland where instead of eating a piece of cake that says eat me or drinking something that says drink me. Having a pussy that has a sign that says eat me and a cock that has a sign that says lick me. alice will go around “smushing” wonderland to beat the evil queen with a dildo! 

It blew your mind… I know.

so after i got done with my shower i started getting dressed and thought to myself charlie sheen is a genius. once you start being unimportant you should just act crazy, people eat that shit up! I wish I was a celebrity… I would just have random acts of craziness and do stuff that had people look at me like 

and for me to be like…